March 28

WHAT DOES A WIFE WANT

(The Age-Old Dilemma that Has Confused All Men THROUGHOUT History, And Great Figures Questioned Without Any Answers, Can Finally Be Shared With My Dear Friends Today (as a confidential message, TakeCare Apply, in a historical event of King Arthur as an anecdotal example.)
This is a very interesting story and a lesson for men.

(To men) Please take time to ponder. 😕

(To women) Just enjoy the story. 😋

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom.

The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question was:
What do women really want?

Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man. And to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query. But, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch’s proposition to have an answer by year’s end.

He returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men, and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer.

Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but first he would have to agree to her price.

The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table, and Arthur’s closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified.

She was hunch-backed and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage, made obscene noises, etc.

He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life. He refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden.

But Lancelot, having learnt of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur’s life. And the reservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered.

Arthur’s question thus:
“What a woman really wants?”

She said, “A woman wants to be in charge of her own life.”

Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth, and that Arthur’s life would be spared. And so it was. The neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom. And Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and, Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom.

But,
What A Sight Awaited Him!!!

The most beautiful woman he had ever seen was sitting by the bed.

The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened.

The beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth become her horrible and deformed self only half the time, and be the beautiful maiden the other half.

“Which would you prefer?”

She asked him- “BEAUTIFUL during the Day…
OR at NIGHT?”

Lancelot pondered the predicament…

During the day, he could have a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch!

OR,

Would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day??
But by night, a Beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous moments with??

(If you are a man reading this)
What would YOUR choice be?
And Lancelot’s choice is given below…

BUT, please make YOUR choice first before you scroll down below!

OKAY?

Knowing the answer the witch gave to Arthur for his question,,,,,
Sir Lancelot said that he would allow HER to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time, because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now,
What is the moral to this story???
The moral is…

1. There is a ‘witch’ in every woman, no matter how beautiful she is. It’s how you manage her, that’s Counted.

2. If you let a woman decide on her own –
She Gives You The Best! But, if U force her with your decisions, That’s When she becomes a witch.

So,

Be Careful How You Treat A Woman!!!

March 27

When I Die…

When I die
when my coffin
is being taken out
you must never think
I am missing this world

don’t shed any tears
don’t lament or
feel sorry
I’m not falling
into a monster’s abyss

when you see
my corpse is being carried
don’t cry for my leaving
I’m not leaving
I’m arriving at eternal love

when you leave me
in the grave
don’t say goodbye
remember a grave is
only a curtain
for the paradise behind

you’ll only see me
descending into a grave
now watch me rise
how can there be an end
when the sun sets or
the moon goes down

It looks like the end
It seems like a sunset
but in reality it is a dawn
when the grave locks you up
that is when your soul is freed

have you ever seen
a seed fallen to earth
not rise with a new life
why should you doubt the rise
of a seed named human

have you ever seen
a bucket lowered into a well
coming back empty
why lament for a soul
when it can come back
like Joseph from the well

when for the last time
you close your mouth
your words and soul
will belong to the world of
no place no time.

March 27

The Month of Rajab

Rajab

Seventh month,
We welcome you
A reminder to reaffirm our faith anew
Through fasting and prayer
We declare:
Allah (SWT) we bow down to You alone!
Month of Respect,
What a glorious history you hold!
The Night of Ascension
The Battle of Tabuk
So proud to be in our Nabi’s (SAW) fold!
Al Aqsa – we think of you
Liberated in this month so long ago
Waiting to be liberated anew!
Let’s make the most of this month
Sow the seeds of good action
To be watered in the month of Shabaan
With tears of sorrow
And
Reap a fruitful harvest in Ramadhan
The next month to follow
To achieve sincere satisfaction